Deakin & Me

A website built around your functions · Prepared by K&G, August 2026
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For Wally & the team

You're paying a truck to advertise your functions. Your website doesn't mention them.

That's the whole reason for this conversation. Everything here is about closing that gap — and it's a concept, so anything that isn't right is meant to be marked up.

1Where we left off

The truck's about to do its job. This is about what happens next.

The truck is going to put "functions at Deakin & Me" in front of a lot of Canberra. People will see it at the lights, they'll be curious, and they'll do exactly one thing.

They'll google you.

So the question worth answering today is what they find when they do.

2Your side of it

Before any of this, the functions story.

Everything on the following pages is a starting point built from the outside looking in. What goes on the real site should be your words, not ours.

What we'd like to understand
  • How many function bookings would you do in a good month?
  • When one comes in, how did they find out you do them?
  • What's the best function you've hosted here?
  • What would a full December look like?
  • Who handles the enquiries when they land?
  • What's the one thing you'd change about the current site?
3The gap

Your website is a café website. Your growth is functions.

The café side already works. Weekdays are strong, the weekend holds up, the precinct knows you. So the café isn't the thing that needs selling.

The room is.

But someone landing on the site today would never know functions exist. Nothing on the front page mentions them. You have to already know, and then go looking.

Your best-kept secret is the thing you're about to pay a truck to advertise.

4The website

So here's what we'd put in its place.

Concept website — Deakin & MeOpen full screen ↗

Watch the top of the page. It changes on its own.

By day it's the café your office already loves. Then it flips — after three, the whole room is yours.

Same website, two businesses. Anyone who lands here knows within seconds that you host functions, and they're one button away from asking about a date.

5The functions page

The page that turns a truck into a booking.

Christmas parties. Retirements. Team celebrations. Private events. That's who's out there — hundreds of small teams inside the agencies down the road, and every one of them has someone who's been handed the job of sorting out the Christmas party.

Right now that person has no idea you exist. They'll ring a club with a function room and no kitchen.

Picture a Tuesday in October. Someone in a team of forty gets handed the Christmas party. They search "function venue Deakin". You either come up, or you don't.

The enquiry form asks four things up front: the date, the headcount, the type of event, and a budget range.

That's deliberate. It means when the enquiry lands in your inbox, you can answer it in one email instead of three back-and-forths. You quote once and you're done.

6The menu

Worth pulling up your current menu page on your phone.

There's no menu on it. There's a link to a PDF.

On a phone that either downloads a file or opens type so small it has to be pinched and dragged around. Most people give up before they get to the food.

Today

A link to a PDF.

Nothing to read on the page. Nothing Google can read either.

The new one

The whole winter menu, on the page.

Gluten-free marked, the Naughty Bar included, and it reads perfectly on a phone.

And at the bottom of your own printed menu is the line "do you have a big celebration coming up?"

You're already selling functions on paper. This just does it where people are actually looking.

7Three small things

Not disasters. But your customers notice details.

Individually they're small. Together they're the difference between a venue someone trusts with forty people and one they're not sure about.

8Google

Your listing is doing half a job.

4.5★your rating
371Google reviews
4.2★the other established cafés in Deakin

The rating isn't the problem. You're the highest-rated established café in Deakin.

The problem is your listing doesn't say a word about functions.

Someone searching for a venue will never see you. Someone reading your listing right now can't tell you'd host their party.

That's part of what gets looked after every month: the listing says what you actually sell, the photos stay current, and the questions people ask get answered before they ring.

9When someone searches

Two places people look for a venue now. You're in neither.

The first is Google. Someone types "function venue Deakin" or "Christmas party venue Canberra". For Google to put you in that answer, the words have to exist on your website as text it can read.

Right now your food sits inside a PDF and your functions sit nowhere at all. A PDF menu is invisible to Google. Every search for a dish you're known for, every search for gluten free, every search for a function room — none of it can find you, because there's nothing there to find.

The new site puts all of it in plain text: the menu, the function types, the capacity, the suburb. That's not a trick. It's just making the words exist.

Worth trying right now, on your own phone
  • Open ChatGPT, or ask Siri or Google Assistant: "where can I hold a Christmas party for 40 people in Deakin, Canberra?"
  • See whether Deakin & Me comes back.

That's the second place. A lot of people don't search any more, they ask. And an assistant can only recommend a venue whose details it can actually read.

Part of the build is a set of files written for exactly that — a plain, factual summary of what you do, who you serve, where you are and what it costs, published so the assistants can read it. Almost nobody in Canberra is doing this yet.

We can't promise you'll be the answer. But right now you're not even in the room when the question gets asked.

10What you've already built

Nothing you've earned with Google gets lost.

This is the part most cheap rebuilds get wrong, and it's the reason some businesses replace a website and watch the phone go quiet for three months.

Your current site has years of history with Google. Every page it has indexed, every link pointing at it, all attached to addresses that would simply stop existing the day it's replaced.

So before anything goes live, every one of those addresses gets mapped to its new home and redirected. You keep your domain. Nothing 404s. Then Google gets watched for four weeks afterwards, and if anything slips that's fixed as part of the monthly, not billed as extra.

It's step one of the job, not an afterthought.

11How it works

Two ways to go.

The offer

Month to month
$900 build
+ $300 /month

Build paid up front. Walk away whenever you like.

12-month partnership
$0 build
$300 /month

The build fee is waived. Leave early and the $900 becomes payable. That's the only catch.

  • The whole website built, live, and looked after
  • Everything your current site has earned with Google, redirected and kept
  • Your Google listing set up properly and kept current
  • Written to be found — by Google, and by the AI assistants people ask now
  • Content updates every month — new menu, new photos, seasonal changes
  • Function enquiries landing in your inbox ready to answer
  • The site, the domain and everything on it is yours. Always.

All prices ex GST.

Four times a year the menu changes. That's included. New food photography goes up. Included. December's function menu live in October, when people are actually booking. Included.

It isn't a website sitting there. It's someone keeping it working while you run the café.

12Next step

Live before the truck starts running.

The truck's job is to make people curious about functions. Right now, when they get curious and look you up, they find a site that doesn't mention functions and a menu page that doesn't work on a phone.

Get this live first, and the money already spent on the truck lands somewhere.

From a yes, it's about a week: one sitting to get the words right in your voice, then two points where you approve it before anything goes public.

Nothing here is fixed. The photos, the wording, the prices on the menu, what you'd actually offer for a function — all of it is yours to change.

Prepared by K&G for Deakin & Me · August 2026
This is an unofficial website concept prepared for discussion. It isn't live, and everything in it is a proposal to be corrected.